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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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a Lump of coal
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"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
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'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
"And don't forget - make it look like an accident."
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'So you admit that labelling my client as 'naughty' is based upon hearsay from other children, not from actual facts!'
'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'
"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."
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"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'
"The freezer's almost empty, so be sure to bring back more bad boys and girls than you did last year!"
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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
'I can't even remember how I knew who'd been naughty or nice before I discovered hacking.'
"See? Told you I was on his Nice list. . . Santa left me Clean Coal!"
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'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'
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'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'
'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'
Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.