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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
'So you admit that labelling my client as 'naughty' is based upon hearsay from other children, not from actual facts!'
'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'
"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
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'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
'I can't even remember how I knew who'd been naughty or nice before I discovered hacking.'
"See? Told you I was on his Nice list. . . Santa left me Clean Coal!"
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'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'
'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'
Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
Snowball Fight With Santa
Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.
'Add up all the hugs I gave my Mom and Dad this year. . . Now subtract all the times I've kept them up all night and written on the walls. . .'
'Be good! Santa's watching!'
"#@$% it, EVERYBODY gets coal this year."
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"Naughty or nice? I'll let my lawyer answer that one."
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Tags:moral, morals, morality, moral complexity, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, naughty list, naughty lists, good list, good lists, christmases, christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, seasonal period, moral ambiguity, kid, kids
Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."