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"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."
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'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'
'Any more language like that and you'll be on the naughty step!'
'It's easy for you... you've been to Obedience School.'
"The 'naughty step' worked so well with the kids that I decided to use it for Martin when he forgot our wedding anniversary...."
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'You'd think mom and dad would be happy with thier facebook status of in bed and making noise.'
"Now, unless someone else wants a "timeout" we'll resume our meeting."
'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out of the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad.'
You know why you're on the naughty step. You lost three billion.
"Just wait until you read my tweets."
'Someone needs to work on their parenting skills!'
"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"
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'The new headmaster is very easy going. He's had the naughty step fitted with shag pile carpet.'
'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'
'Aren't I allowed to make at least one phone call to Grandma?'
'That'll teach him not to turn up without any referrals.'
'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'
'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'
Notice -To the Naughty Cloud
'He's being punished. I wish these things had corners.'
'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'
'Here's a tip for you...if Mom gives you the look, don't give it back.'
'No, you may not have company. Your friends will have to wait until your time is up.'
'Anyone besides Ulrich have anything negative to say about my leadership?'
'He colorized our old photo album.'