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'Who threw that?'
'Sorry about the wreaths and flowers. It's the spot where the previous teacher was finally over-powered by primary seven.'
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
"Your fifteen minutes are up. Next time, raise your hand before asking questions."
"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."
"Don't wait supper for me, Mom. I'll be detained."
"You've been suspended from school for a week? Who's being punished here, you or me?"
'And pray what is it this time in your never-ending infantile wisdom?'
'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'
"Could you keep little Edward home from school today, Mrs. Rogers? It's part of our teacher morale project."
"He blames his bad behaviour at school on "Monkey See, Monkey Do", claiming it's how you behave at home..."