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'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'
"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"
Tags:pun, puns, word play, play on words, sea dog, seadog, sea leg, sea legs, sea, naval, nautical, wine, wines, alcohol, alcoholic, alco, alcoholism, dinner, dinner party, party, parties, partied, party hard, show-off, show off, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, drunkard, drink, drinking, binge drinking, drank, drunks, wine tasting, tasting, high society, drinks
'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'
Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'
'Now blow like hell!'
Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift
Tags:nautical, nautical antique, nautical antiques, antiquities, antiques dealer, antiques dealers, antique dealership, antique dealerships, shop, shops, store, stores, antiques, signs, collectibles, retail, collectible, shopping, store front, collector, collectors, window display, window displays, window shopping
'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'
Speaking your mind, on a boat ('Bow!'... 'Stern')
Tags:boat, bow, stern, front, back, ship, sailing, nautical, navigation, navigating, considering, consideration, superior, boss, bosses, bullying, command, leadership, poor, bully, subordinate, subservient, wordplay, pun, at sea, hierarchy, bureaucracy, pecking order, masculinity, masculine, superior, superiority
A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"He's gone on a lap of honour!"
Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.
"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"
Ship's anchor with drainplug.
'Teacher said bring a picture of a boat to Show 'n Tell.'
'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'
"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."
'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'
'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'
'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'
'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'
'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'