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The Institute of Navel Studies.
'Curious...at what age did you go from having an outie to having a lint trap installed on your belly button?'
'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'
Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
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National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.
Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.
"Wow...I haven't seen my navel for years but he's never sent me an email."
Man observing his own navel
'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'
'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'
Author who wants his novel pierced.
'No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing.'
Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.
'Of course you don't have a belly button: You came out of an egg...'
Pig Stomach Human Stomach Washboard Stomach.
A Washboard Stomach.
"I'm sorry Kevin, I could never marry a man with an 'Outie'."
"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"