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"I have more underneath."
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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
How's My Driving?
Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney
'I think we should wake the Captain!'
'You put your right foot in . . . '
'Now blow like hell!'
'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'
"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."
Sailor in Car.
"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"
Repurposed Porpise: US Navy
Canada's Undefended Border.
"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."
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War on Terror Game: Rules, Everyone Loses.
"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."
'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'
"What kind of naval blockade is this?"
'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'
'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'
'Martha, my battleship sank.'