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Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
Well, look who's here.
Swerving and arguning lane
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
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Arctic Sign - You are here.
Here, There, Everywhere.
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
You Are Lost
"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."
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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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Which way to turn?
"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."
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You Were Here Map.
"We wanted to make the system more human."
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'
'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'
'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'
'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'
'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'
"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."
'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'