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Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
'Soon you will be here. . .'
Well, look who's here.
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
"We wanted to make the system more human."
You Were Here Map.
'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'
'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'
Driving To Hell and Back
Worst case scenario of asking for directions...
'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'
Lost santa and reindeer.
'You idiot! I said take Broad-er Street!'
'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'
'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'
Motorist sees highway sign: Where you are going, next right.
'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'
'You really should improve your directions if you ever want anyone to ever find this place.'
GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'
'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'
''I'll meet you at the big dune' is hardly a precise meeting point Darling: I need the latitude and longitude...'
'I know where we are! Check the map for a street named 'One-Way Road'!'
'I told you that pipe wasn't a shortcut.'
'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'