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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
Well, look who's here.
Arctic Sign - You are here.
Here, There, Everywhere.
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
You Are Lost
'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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"We wanted to make the system more human."
You Were Here Map.
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'
'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'
Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.
"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."
'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'
"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."
Driving To Hell and Back
Worst case scenario of asking for directions...
Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'
'You don't have to point out the right direction. I have GPS now.'