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Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
Well, look who's here.
'Soon you will be here. . .'
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
Here, There, Everywhere.
"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
You Are Lost
"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."
Tags:map, maps, map reading, map reader, map readers, navigating, navigation, navigations, navigate, driver, drivers, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, travel plans, roadtrip, roadtrips, husband, husbands, wife, wives, teamwork, teamworker, teamworkers, good team, good teams, bad team, bad teams, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, ineffective team, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats
Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
Tags:queens, subway, subway stop, subway stops, lost, get lost, getting lost, tourist, tourists, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, metro, underground, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, navigate, navigates, navigating, navigation, satnav, satnavs, sat-nav, sat-navs, directions, ask directions, asking directions
'You never ask me for directions, Carl.'
'My GPS says Indian and Chinese stocks are the place to be.'
You Were Here Map.
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'
"We use females. The males don't do well with directions."
"Just once, would it kill you to pull over and ask for directions?"
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'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'
"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."
Sid suddenly realized that when he asked his GPS for the way to Cliff's house, he forgot the word house.'
"Closing all the district offices isn't completely negative...I mean it might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."
'This must be where the streets have no name.'