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"Port outbound, starboard home."
"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."
Tags:neighbour, neighbor, neighbours, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbor, bad neighbours, bad neighbors, neighbours from hell, neighbour from hell, neighbors from hell, neighbor from hell, navy, military, bombing, bombing practice, military testing, noisy neighbors, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbour, warn, warning, heads up
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
"I just think it sends the wrong message."
Tags:message, messages, branding, sign, signs, flag, flags, emoji, emojis, social media, likes, thumbs up emoji, smiley emoji, social media age, social media addition, navy, sailor, sailors, boat, boats, sailing, overly friendly, friendly, friend, wrong message, mixed message, wrong messages, mixed messages
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Tags:military, soldier, soldiers, arsenal, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, flirt, flirts, telephone conversation, telephone sex, flirty, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, teen, teens, teenager, war, wars, army, armies, navy, airforce, marines, flirtation, flirtations, air force, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, nuclear arsenal, nuclear arsenals
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
Tags:operation, operations, military operation, military operations, general, generals, work, work-obsessed, workaholic, workaholics, therapist, therapists, therapy session, therapy sessions, military man, military men, army, navy, marines, focus, focuses, focusing, self-care, self-caring, aversion, averse, converse, converses, conversing, talk, talks, talking, talking cure, talking cures, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, psychoanalysis
A pilot flies a kite.
"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"
Tags:music, musician, musicians, band, bands, bluegrass, bluegrass band, bluegrass bands, country music, working class, working classes, bean, beans, navy beans, navy, the navy, sad, sad song, sad songs, struggle, struggles, struggling, starve, starves, starving, banjo, banjos, violin, violins, guitar, guitars
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
"I have more underneath."
Tags:army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouch
"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."
"That, of course, is the military solution."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, math problem, math problems, solving, solution, solutions, answer, answers, military, military solution, general, generals, bombing, explosion, explosions, bomb, bombs, exploding, blowing up, weapon, weapons, army, navy, marines, air force, future, future career, future job, from the mouths of babes, kid, kids, child, children
One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.
Tags:war of 1812, james madison, blockade, blockades, naval blockade, naval blockades, napoleon, napoleonic war, napoleonic wars, navy, british navy, little belt, little belt affair, chesapeake-leopard, chesapeake-leopard affair, historian, historians, american history, americanist, americanists, distract, distracts, distraction, distractions, cause, causes, war, wars
Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!
"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
Tags:navy, royal navy, pirate, the navy, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, toxic waste, chemicals, toxic chemicals, hazardous waste, mistake, mistakes, pirate flag, pirate flags, skull and crossbones, death's head, hazardous symbol, warning symbol, warning symbols, buccaneering, pirating, false alarm, false alarms
"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
Tags:ships crew, ship's crew, sailor, sailors, cabin crew, ships captain, ship's captain, navy, the navy, potato, potatoes, peeling potatoes, ships cook, ship's cook, food prep, food preparation, waste of time, wasting time, frustration, frustrations, too late, wasting food, waste of food, hierarchy, hierarchies, poor leadership, cook, cooks
(General admission) (Private screening)
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, military, rank, ranks, officer, officers, general, generals, private, privates, soldier, soldiers, marines, army, navy, air force, general admission, private screening, private screenings, wordplay, word play, play on words
Model Ship with Galley Slaves
'I aspire to bigger and better things!'
'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'
'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'
"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
Tags:french revolution, revolution, revolutions, napoleon, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, unresolved issue, unresolved issues, relive, relives, reliving, guillotine, guillotines, france, flashback, flashbacks, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, military man, army, navy, marine, marine corps
'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
How's My Driving?
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars