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"Another near-death experience."
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
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Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences
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"The New York 'Post' was here for a couple days. It had a near-death experience."
"I almost fell off the treadmill."
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"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
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"It's true … your whole life does flash before you!"
"Don't go to the light, Ned!"
"I thought it was a myth, but it's true—when you're fired your whole resume flashes before your eyes."
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'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'
"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."
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"How fine is the line between death and a near death experience?"
"Here...use this. It's not his time yet."
"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."
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'There was a long tunnel with a bright light at the end beckoning me. It was wonderful. I've never felt so debt-free.'
'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'
"Wow - I could swear I just had a near-life experience."
'It was terrible. My life flashed before my eyes. The it started buffering.'
'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'
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'With this constant near-death experience I live life to the fullest!'
Next, I remember looking down at myself and thinking, Man, I don't look so hot. Maybe I should see a doctor.
'I think I died and came back! There was a brilliant light at the end of a dark tunnel. The last thing I recall is turning if off to save electricity.'
'Thanks for stopping by. May I call you Grim?'
"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"
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"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."