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'Doug, Jeremy! Get back in here! The sales graph was upside-down!'
"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
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"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'
Santa's Near Miss
Tags:pun, puns, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, grim, grims, reaper, reapers, funerals, funeral, life, to the extreme, extreme, extremes, coffin dodger, clinging to life, avoid, narrow miss, near miss, cheat death, cheated death, cheat, final destination, 3 card trick, three card, three card trick, three card shuffle, 3 card shuffle, cards, card game, street magician, game of chance, conman, card cheat, card cheats
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'
"It's true … your whole life does flash before you!"
"Laugh? I almost s**t myself."
"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"
Trevor was impressed when the boss sent a car to get him - fortunately it missed.
'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'
'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'
'Whoa! Dude! I think that was meant for YOU!'
'Wow, that shift almost got us.'
Pirates force captive to walk plank as their ship is devoured by whale.
'You missed it again, Mum!'
'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'
'Does my wife miss me? Last time home, five near misses before I got out through a closed window.'
'Phew, that was close!'
"Yesterday I had a near life experience."