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"You are so organized!"
Tags:organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks
"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, visit, visiting, hosting, host, perfectionist, perfectionists, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, neat freak, clean freak, clean freaks, neat freaks, overbearing, control freak, family, families, son, sons
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
Tags:child, children, have children, having children, parent, parents, parenting, mess, messes, messy, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, clean, clean apartment, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, rent, rents, renting, rental, rentals, organized, organised, organisation, organised
"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."
"Don't forget to wash your hands."
Tags:mum, mom, mother, mothers, mums, moms, children, child, wash, washes, washing, wash up, washing up, washed up, clean up, cleaning up, muddy, mud, muddy track, muddy tracks, playing, play, plays, hands, hand, unobservant, unexpected, unexpected, unforeseen, unanticipated, covered in mud, irony, situational irony, parent, parents, parenting, inattentive, attention, attentive, nag, nags, nagging, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, messy, slob, slobs, tracking in mud, cleaning service, cleaning services
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
Tags:12 step, 12 steps, 12 step program, 12 step programs, alcoholic, alcoholics, sanitise, sanitises, sanitiser, sanitisers, sanitize, sanitizes, sanitizer, sanitizers, rubbing alcohol, disinfectant, disinfectants, alcohol, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, germophobe, germophobes, germophobia, mysophobia, mysophobic, mysophobics, neat freak, neat freaks, hygiene, personal hygiene
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
Tags:married life, married lives, tease, teases, teasing, mess, messes, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, messy bedroom, messy bedrooms, strip, strips, stripping, entice, entices, variety, introduce variety, introducing variety
"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, getting permission, mother of all battles, mother of all fights, mother of all combat, mother of all wars, cleaning up, clean up, neat freak, neat freaks, asking permission, ask permission, get permission, asks permission, gets permission
"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."
Tags:crime scene, crime scene investigation, csi, csis, police, policeman, police man, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crime scene technicians, crime scene technician, law enforcement, incompetence, incompetent, unprofessional, bad at job, tidy, tidying, cleaning up, clean up, cleans up, neat freak, neat freaks, investigation, murder investigation, investigations, murder investigations, crimes
In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.
Tags:cleanliness, clean, cleans, cleaning, tidy, tidies, tidying up, tidied up, cleaner, cleaners, clean glass, window cleaner, window cleaners, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, neat freak, neat freaks, impulse, impulses, tidy, tidiness, tidying, group therapy, group therapies, support group, support groups
"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, ashes, urn, urns, cremation, cremated, remains, mourning, grieving, mourner, mourners, bereaved, last wish, last wishes, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks, no mess, clean, organised, organized, perfectionist, perfectionists, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust, dustbin, dustbins
'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.
"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"
A stack of chamber pots sits next to a horror show.
"I wash my hands 20 times a day...that's why the foam tastes like soap suds."
"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Tags:gardens, gardeners, garden, gardener, chaos, topiarist, topiarists, bushes, topiary, shears, bush, trimming, trim, trimmed, prune, pruned, pruning, therapy, calm, relax, relaxation, diversion, activity, stability, sanctuary, crisis, current affairs, hedge, neat, order, orderliness, obsessive, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsions, obsession, neat freak, neat freaks, untidy, untidiness
Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.
Tags:gardeners, gardens, ocd, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, ocds, green fingers, leafblower, leafblowers, garden, gardener, autumn, fall, leaf, leaves, neat freak, neat freaks, tidiness, yard work, yard chores, garden chores, garden work, vacuum, vacuums, tidy, obsessive, obsession, frustrating, frustration, neat, seasonal, season, tree, trees, power, tools, tool, gadget, gadgets
"Wise yogi, when I can't find my elephant anymore, is it time to clean up the house?"
"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."
Tags:baldo, mess, messes, messy room, messy rooms, character, build character, builds character, building character, neat freak, neat freaks, petty things, petty issue, petty issues, stubborn, stubbornness, slob, slobs, clean your room, cleaning your room, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, parenting, parenting advice, parenting book, parenting books, excuse, excuses
"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."
'Look at the state of this place!'
"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."
Tags:baldo, wipe, wipes, wiping, wipe down, wipes down, wiping down, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, disinfect, disinfects, disinfecting, ocd, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsive disorder, kitchen, kitchens, clean the kitchen, cleaning the kitchen
"Tia Carmen, why do you get into these wiping frenzies?"