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Don't Tread On Me
"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"
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"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"
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"No, I wanted a mai tai."
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"I'm looking for a tie that says 'I'm not wearing any underwear."
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'So all six of your kids got you the same thing for Father's day?'
"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."
'We're not interested in you...but we would like to offer you tie a position!'
"Sorry sir, I wasn't sure if you said check or stripe."
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."
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"The pastor has got to work on that lisp of his."
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New look at Power Ties, Inc.
"I think my ex still fancies me...like, why else would she buy me this neat new tie?"
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"Bob has a record of every wine he's tried, too -- it's his tie."
'He wears a necktie like he means it.'
"How about this one? It matches my face."
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Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.
"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"
"I wear loud ties at work to project my personality."
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"Father's Day presents."
"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"
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Novelties: It was the best of ties, it was the worst of ties.