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'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'
"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."
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"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"
"Other men manage to confine whimsy to their boxers."
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'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'
"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."
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'You don't want the job, do you?'
"Frankly, I'm looking for something that might appeal to a jury."
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
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"I'll have a Mai Tie."
"I'm looking for a tie that says 'I'm not wearing any underwear."
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'So all six of your kids got you the same thing for Father's day?'
"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."
"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"
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'We're not interested in you...but we would like to offer you tie a position!'
As Seen on the Corner of 34th St. and Madison
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"Sorry, sir, I can't let you in without a real tie."
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When God compliments your tie, just go with it.
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'It's ideal for the businessman who doesn't have time to put on a tie...'
'I just wouldn't be comfortable without one.'
'Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day tie first.'
New look at Power Ties, Inc.
"Nothing says 'busy' quite like the old tie-over-the-shoulder look."