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'But hey, who am I to complain?'
"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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Ask me about my thick neck.
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From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
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Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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"I feel a lot of tension here."
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'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'
'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'
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'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.
Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.
'He still doesn't know how serious an amputation he's had, nurse, so try not to act too shocked.'
"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."
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'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'
Help to make a crossing.
"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."
Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.
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'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'
'I have a sore-neck you see: I can't turn my head more than 170 degrees at the moment...'
"Now, that's more ergonomic..."