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''AAAIIIGGGHHH'...So would that be a 'yes' to the question 'I believe my needs are understood'?'
"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
'When we talk about a 'needs' led service. The 'NEED' is to stay in budget!'
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
Tags:job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers
"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
"I need to relax!"
"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, infomercial, infomercials, product, products, want, need, shopping, home shopping, the power of advertising, the power of marketing, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"My wife understands me."
Tags:gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, bar, bars, bar stool, bar stools, barfly, barflies, whinge, whinges, whine, whines, whining, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, booze, boozer, boozers, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations, cliche, cliches, cliched, depressed, depressing, depression, communication, communicate, communicating, need, needs, desire, desires, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselling
"Well, we needed the rain."
"Our planet has run out of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, coke, cocaine addict, cocaine addicts, cocaine addiction, drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, addict, addicts, need, needs, addiction, addictions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, abusing, ufo, ufos, alien, aliens, search, searches, searching, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, great lengths, going to great lengths, user, users
"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, immature, immaturity, break up, break ups, breaking up, relationship problems, need, needs, needed, married, married man, unprepared, not ready, wary, afraid, hesitant, hesitating, deep inside, deep, moving on, move on, uncommitted, commitment problems
"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
Tags:captain, gender stereotype, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses
Reindeer delivering office supplies.
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, delivery, deliveries, delivering, office supplies, office supply, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, desire, desires, wish, wishes, need, needs, needed
Woman stuck in frozen aisle.
"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
Tags:discount, discounts, need, needless, luxury, luxuries, buy buy buy, buy, buyer, buying, impulse, impulse buy, consumer, consumerism, rampant, rampant consumerism, obsolete, dollar store, dollar store version, knock off, knock-off, knock offs, knock-offs, sky, skies, star, stars, constellation, constellations, obsolete, useless, tat, critical, critique, critiqued
I need to pee
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, quote, quotes, marx, karl marx, critique of the gotha program, marxism, marxist, marxists, socialism, socialist, socialists, politics, philosophical, ability, abilities, need, needs, from each according to his ability, poverty
'We need to target customer needs.'