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'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'
'Man, I hate needles!!'
'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'
'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, impatient, impatience, jerk, jerks, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, needle, needles, body art, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, regret, regrets, regretted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'
"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."
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"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, needle, needles, injection, injections, syringe, syringes, pain, painkillers, painkiller, morphine, addict, addicts, addiction, prick, lifetime, lifetimes, drug abuse, medicine abuse, opiate, opiates, opioid, opioids, opiate abuse, opioid abuse
'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
"We got the cactus account!"
Tags:cactus, cacti, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, businessperson, business person, business people, tree, trees, plant, plants, hug, hugs, hugging, prickle, prickles, pricked, needle, needles, cactus needles, celebrate, celebration, finance, banker, bankers, sharp, skin, desert, deserts, thorn, thorns, celebrates
"I love you.''
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, porcupine, porcupines, needle, needles, pin, pins, spiky, plant, plants, cactus, cactuses, cacti, desert, deserts, love, true love, romance, love at first sight, relationship, relationships, compatibility, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, perfect couple
'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'
Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.
Tags:stanley kubrick, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, orthodontist, orthodontists, orthodontia, orthodontic, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, dental hygiene, dentist office, dentist offices, dental patient, dental patients, patient, patients, dentist chair, dental exam, dental exams, dental examination, dental examinations, teeth, shot, shots, needle, needles, fear of needles, fear of needle, fear of dentist, odontophobia, dentophobia, movie character, movie characters, famous movie character, famous movie characters, dr. strangelove, stanley kubrick, kubrick, famous movie, famous movies, satire, satirical, satires
'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'
Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.
"I owe it all to clean needles."
Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."
Tags:needle, needles, eye of a needle, passing through the eye of a needle, rich person, rich people, heaven, kingdom of heaven, jesus, gospel, gospels, gospel of matthew, matthew 19:24, heaven, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, bible story, bible stories, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, loophole, loopholes, entitled
'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'
'You're new to acupuncture, then?'
'If you miss this lumber puncture Doc, I get to puncture you with my fist.'