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'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'
Zorro repairs his trousers.
Before Powerpoint Presentations
"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."
Needlework for beginners.
'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'
Needle work for beginners.
'I got my period.'
'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'
'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'
May the road rise up to meet you . . .
'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'
'Try wetting the thread.'
Bee reads paper under sign: 'Comb Sweet Comb'
I love embroidery
octopus knitting a jumper...
"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."
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"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"
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Arts and crafts
Bless this horse
"Not much of a conversation piece, is it?"