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''AAAIIIGGGHHH'...So would that be a 'yes' to the question 'I believe my needs are understood'?'
"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
'When we talk about a 'needs' led service. The 'NEED' is to stay in budget!'
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
Tags:job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers
"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
"At this point, my privacy needs are interfering with my intimacy goals."
"I need to relax!"
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
Dialogue about the relationship.
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, man, men, feelings, wants, needs, clueless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, sport, sports, baseball, baseball fan, baseball fans, stereotype, stereotypes
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
Tags:artist, artists, artiste, artistes, starving artist, starving artists, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, broke, poverty, poor person, poor people, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, specialist, specialists, specialize, specializes, specializing, specialise, credit risk, credit risks, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, banking loan, banking loans, practical, practicality, needs, personal finances, personal finance
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"My wife understands me."
Tags:gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, bar, bars, bar stool, bar stools, barfly, barflies, whinge, whinges, whine, whines, whining, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, booze, boozer, boozers, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations, cliche, cliches, cliched, depressed, depressing, depression, communication, communicate, communicating, need, needs, desire, desires, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselling
"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"Our planet has run out of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, coke, cocaine addict, cocaine addicts, cocaine addiction, drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, addict, addicts, need, needs, addiction, addictions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, abusing, ufo, ufos, alien, aliens, search, searches, searching, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, great lengths, going to great lengths, user, users
"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, immature, immaturity, break up, break ups, breaking up, relationship problems, need, needs, needed, married, married man, unprepared, not ready, wary, afraid, hesitant, hesitating, deep inside, deep, moving on, move on, uncommitted, commitment problems
"I internalize my mother's needs Monday through Friday and my father's needs most weekends."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, divorce, divorces, two homes, custody, internalise, internalize, needs, weekend, weekends, weekday, weekdays, psychology, mental health
"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
Tags:captain, gender stereotype, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses
Reindeer delivering office supplies.
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, delivery, deliveries, delivering, office supplies, office supply, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, desire, desires, wish, wishes, need, needs, needed
Woman stuck in frozen aisle.
I need to pee
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."