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'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'
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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
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'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
Tags:drug test, drugs test, drug tests, drug tests, steroid, steroids, estrogen, oestrogen, hormone, hormones, result, results, negative, negatives, positive, positives, good news, bad news, baseball, base ball, performance enhancing, female hormone, female hormones, improvement, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A sensitive, well-balanced thought attempts to enter the daydreaming room, but is rebuffed by emotionless thermal windows.
Tags:daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, day dream, day dreams, day dreaming, thermal window, thermal windows, window, windows, negative, negativity, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, out of control, lose control, loses control, losing control, thought bubble, thought bubbles, fresh air, rebuff, rebuffs, rebuffing, rebuffed, productive, productivity, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, muse, muses
The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'
"Truthfully, we don't know if he's going to rock on."
Tags:rock on, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, slang, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, negative, negativity, well wisher, well wishers, farewell, farewells, goodbye, goodbyes, fatal injury, fatal injuries, fatal accident, fatal accidents, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres
"Oh no, not dinner again!"
Tags:dinner, dinners, meal, meals, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolesence, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, cook, cooks, cooking, ingrate, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty, hot meal, hot meals, negative, negativity, moody, moodiness, attitude, attitude problem, attitude problems, supper, suppers
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
Tags:stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty
"Weird, ever since New Years none of my friends have been texting me."
Tags:new year's, new year, new years, resolution, resolutions, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, negative, negativity, toxic personality, toxic personalities, toxic, bad influence, bad influences, toxic environment, friend, friends, cutting ties, negative personality, attitude problem, attitude problems, lonely, loneliness, fresh start, fresh starts
'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
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"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."
Tags:negative, negative thinking, negative thought, negative thoughts, thinking space, thinking spaces, idea, ideas, muse, muses, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, home office, office, tour, tours, home, homes, house, houses, man cave, man caves, work from home, works from home, working from home, personal space, negative outlook, glass half empty
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
Tags:trailer park, trailer parks, indoor space, outdoor space, al fresco, outdoor living, living space, living spaces, trailer trash, hillbilly, hillbillies, al-fresco, boundaries, boundary, indoor living, outdoor lifestyle, living space, living spaces, rubbish, litter, littering, litterer, junk, trash, positive spin, positive spins, negative, stereotype, stereotypes, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, mobile home parks, poverty, poverty line, manufactured housing communities
"Making a difference doesn't make a difference."
"I know I'm going to be disappointed, but I don't know how, so that's the exciting part."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, reception, receptions, party, parties, disappointed, disappointment, exciting, excitement, excited, future, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, negative, negative outlook
"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."
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"Life sucks and then you keep living."
Tags:life sucks, life, depressive, depressives, depressing, cynic, cynics, cynical, living, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, cynicism, dour, outlook, outlooks, sour, frustration, frustrations, negative, negativity, murphy's law, complain, complains, complaining, moans, moaning
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
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"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"
Tags:bar, bars, drinking, driknking buddies, drunk, drunken, drunk chats, drunken chats, pessimistic, pessimism, gloomy, gloomy thoughts, negative, negativity, bleak future, wasted past, middle age, mid life crisis, miserable, doom and gloom, drinking problems away, drowning your sorrows, drowning sorrows, drown your sorrows
There's no such word as "can't".
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'