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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
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"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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'No matter how toxic the corporate culture gets in his department, Bill can always be counted on to suit up and show up!'
'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'
"Why do you always have to be so negative? Everything is always caw, caw, caw!"
"I have a positive attitude...but it might be a false positive."
"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."
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Defeatists Anonymous will meet here tonight at...oh, what's the use? It's not like we're going to solve our problems or anything.
"It probably wouldn't work."
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'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'
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"We always seem to be on the opposite page."
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"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."
'The only thing I hate about our sub-zero temperatures is we're always surrounded with so much negativity.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'
The Ekert Saga: '...I just have to explain how 'turning the other cheek' actually means 'justifiable homicide'...peace of cake...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'
'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'
The Ekert Saga: '...they'll go in search of 'the One'...someone who can negate the Ekert's irresistible force of niceness by bein' an unmovable object of apathy.'
'What are you complaining about. My glass is only half-full too.'
Battery Juice Bar
"Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon."