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The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'
"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."
"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."
What's the forecast?
"When somebody tells me I can't do something that's when I become convinced I really can't."
"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."
Why me? Why not me?
'Of course you can swim - Just cut out this negative thinking!'
The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -