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'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
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"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
Tags:stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles
'We complete each other...'
'I said my first no today...'
"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."
Tags:marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, annoying husband, annoying husbands, argument, arguments, argue, aguing, fight, fights, fighting, communication issues, communication problems, bad listener, bad at listening, positive spin, positive spins, egocentric, egotistical, third year, third year student, student, students, feedback, negative feedback, negative, negatives
'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.'
"Remember, tear him to shreds, but don't go negative."
"I suppose I could call my life coach... but he's always such a downer."
PS 143, 'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.'
'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'
'I just find you completely negative!'
"That's a crazy idea but it might work."
'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'
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'Must you be so negative?'
'We've designed an eco-frinedly car that runs on magnets. The only problem is when you sit in it, it rips out all your fillings!'
A positive and negative view of electric cars.
'Good news! Your positives look negative.'
'He reckons he's got a photographic mind. Pity he never had it developed.'
'The only negative is he made A's on his business ethics class.'
'You just spent three house telling me that we never talk.'
"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."
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