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'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'
Inventing the Art of Compromise...
Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.
At an impasse, facing a brick wall.
'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'
'Let's throw them off balance by reasoning with them.'
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
After two hours of negotiations, a consensus is near on an official hashtag for the meeting.
GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.
'Drop dead. Well that's a good start to our union negotiations.'
'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'
'Perhaps we should have attended the negotiating skills seminar.'
'I love it. It's a win-lose situation.'
'I do all of my negotiating through the media.'
Soooo, you want to play hardball.
'Listen, pal, you don't need to eat me. Why don't you let me go and I'll'll get you a nice healthy salad? Or a green tea?'
The peace talks collapsed when the dogs insisted the sandbox had to go out in the hall.
'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'
'How about if you return the remote, we put off your bath for a week?'
The merger hits a snag.
'Then it's agreed. We'll negotiate and you'll try to get the the best of me and I will try to get the best of you.'
'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'
'We strike it 0500, unless, of course, they say sorry and spoil everything.'
"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."
"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."
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