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"Simple stone tool."
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'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'
"So when, exactly, did you plan on cleaning all this crap up?"
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Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.
'Must be the footnotes.'
Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.
"It appears to be a heroic hunting epic followed by a retraction."
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How They Built Stonehenge
'I started out hunting, then went into gathering and from there I developed an interest in commodity investing...'
"Man, I hate daylight savings."
It was Ugs discovery, but it would be exploited by others.
'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'
'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'
'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.
"I'm just not sure if I want to bring a child into this crazy, messed-up world."
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"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "
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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
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'Oh, great. They BOTH invented the wheel. Now we have to invent lawyers!'
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"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."
'After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, I was downsized and had nothing to do. That's when I invented the wheel.'
"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."
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"Fascinating! Dr. Mort, this proves that the early Flightattenderthal did in fact impale passengers who brought on oversized carry-on luggage!"
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