Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, stranded, abandoned, abandon, marooned, maroon, irony, ironic, satire, satirical, hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocritical, castaway, castaways, cast-away, cast-aways, island, islands, message in a bottle, messages in bottles, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper cartoon, newspaper cartoon, newspaper clipping, newspaper clippings, clipping, clippings, press, press clippings, press clipping, useless, repetition, repetitive, pointless, hopeless, monotony, monotonous, futile, unimaginative, derivative, derive, uncreative, uncles, uncle, nephew, nephews, family, families, relative, relatives
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
Tags:will, wills, last will and testament, last will and testimony, estate, estates, heir, heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, will reading, will readings, inherit, inheritance, nephew, nephews, uncle, uncles, irony, ironic, property, properties, beach house, beach houses, beach home, beach homes, climate change, global warming, climate change deny, climate change denier, deny, denier, climate change denial
'Face it, man! Your nephew has no sense of rhythm!'
'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'
'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'
'I was usernamed after my aunt.'
'I'll tell the other candidates that they needn't bother to have their interviews then, shall I uncle?'
"We didn't forget your birthday, Aunt Edith. We just forgot that you're not dead."
"...and, oh yes, my nephew Doug, here, is a man who truly needs no introduction. So, where were we?"
Tags:social event, social events, socialise, socialize, socializing, socialising, introduction, introductions, small talk, small-talk, nephew, nephews, family relations, networking, party, parties, insult, insults, cut, insulting, insulted, party guest, party guests, party invite, party invites, rude, rudeness
'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'
'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'
'You'll never make it as a freelancer in this business. You're not my nephew.'
"I've heard grumblings that I only got this job because I'm the boss' nephew."
"My nephew is coming to work for me, Newton, and I'm starting him at the bottom. He'll be in charge of your department."
'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'
'My nephew always keeps his mind on his work!'
'Oh my! You sure have grown.'
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'
'Give auntie Grace a kiss, Billly.'
'We the jury find my nephew NOT GUILTY.'
Father and son watching a TV sitcom
"All your dichos sound a little crazy to me."