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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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'Face it, man! Your nephew has no sense of rhythm!'
'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'
'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'
'I was usernamed after my aunt.'
'I'll tell the other candidates that they needn't bother to have their interviews then, shall I uncle?'
"We didn't forget your birthday, Aunt Edith. We just forgot that you're not dead."
"...and, oh yes, my nephew Doug, here, is a man who truly needs no introduction. So, where were we?"
'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'
'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'
"My nephew is coming to work for me, Newton, and I'm starting him at the bottom. He'll be in charge of your department."
'My nephew always keeps his mind on his work!'
'Oh my! You sure have grown.'
'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'
'Give auntie Grace a kiss, Billly.'
'We the jury find my nephew NOT GUILTY.'
"All your dichos sound a little crazy to me."
"I've heard a lot about you."
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"This is my nephew Santiago. He always asked me for money...$50...$100...$200!"
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'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'
'And, to my ne'er-do-well nephew who thinks that money grows on trees, I leave the big maple out in front of my house.'