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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."
Neptune: the retirement years.
"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
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Aliens are flying a UFO with bumper stickers from different planets
Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.
"I'm not sure what's worse...that you pointed out I have circles under my eyes or that after four billion years together you're just noticing."
"Dang! I hate orbiting behind a gas giant..."
"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."
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King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.
'Excuse me, Sir, but there's someone here to see you concerning our fishing and offshore drilling operations!'
Littering Fisherman hits Neptune on the head with his beer can.
'It's a little chilly at first, but soon it'll feel really nice.'
'Maybe this is a reminder you have enough to worry about Without Killing One Another.'
"He's forever checking his messages."
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Neptune eats a sea mine.
King Neptune accidentally getting drilled in the head.
'Supply out of thunderbolts again?'
Holidaymakers Share Wine With Neptune
Sunflower in line with the Planets.
'What is all the racket up here?!'