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'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"I need a more interactive you."
Tags:technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, reality, interactive, communication, modern life
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
Tags:software, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life, generation gap, generation gaps, computer, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, youth culture, misunderstandings, misunderstood, moody, moodiness
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'
Undercover Fashion Police
Tags:fashions, fashion police, the fashion police, trend, trends, following trends, unfashionable, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, out of touch, nerd, nerds, nerdy, trend setter, oblivious, obliviousness, blissfully unaware
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
Tags:weirdo, weirdos, chicken, chicken suit, costume, costumes, mascot, mascots, comic book, comic books, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, video game, video games, convention, gathering, gatherings, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, hipster, hipsters, depressed, depression, mental illness, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bartender, bartenders, cosplay, cosplays, cosplaying, cosplayer, cosplayers
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"Take away their Game Boys!"
Tags:torture, torturer, tortured, torturing, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishment, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, man child, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child, adult children
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
Tags:tech support, fathers day, father's day, gift, gifts, present, presents, technical support, holiday, holidays, young generation, younger generations, computer, computer whiz, computer whizzes, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
'What do you mean, I have no social skills? I'm on myspace, linked in, facebook and twitter!'