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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'
'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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Replacement Bus Spotters.
WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.
"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"
Colin liked to keep up with the very latest technologies.
Cyber bullies are almost always saddos.
Tags:cyber bully, cyber bullies, cuber-bully, cyber-bullies, cyber crime, cyber crimes, internet troll, internet trolls, troll, trolls, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, geek, geeks, geeky, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geekiness, nerdiness, bully, bullies, bullying
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
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'Everyone has a blog, only losers update it.'
'Wow! That was one of the most exciting math problems I've seen in awhile. I hated to see it end!'
Pocket protector of the future.
"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."
The nerds go on their first road trip.
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'
"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."
Tags:geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, jock, jocks, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, e-signature, e signature, forgery, forgeries, sick note, sick notes, medical note, medical notes, role reversal, school, schools, high school, high schools, pecking order, pecking orders, hierarchy, hierarchies