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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'
'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."
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"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Tags:lamp, lamps, smarthome, smarthomes, smart home, smart-home, internet of things, iot, i.o.t., wireless connection, internet connection, internet connections, smartphone, smartphons, smart lighting, smart light, smart lights, server, servers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, tech problem, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, technological advances, technical advances, technological advancements, technical advancements, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness
Replacement Bus Spotters.
WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.
"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
Tags:object-orientated programming, object orientated programming, functional programming, oop, computer program, computer programs, computer programming, computer programmer, computer programmers, software design, software designer, software designers, bedtime story, bedtime stories, bedtime, bedtimes, father, fathers, fatherhood, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness
Colin liked to keep up with the very latest technologies.
Cyber bullies are almost always saddos.
Tags:cyber bully, cyberbullies, cuber-bully, cyber-bullies, cyber crimes, internet troll, internet trolls, troll, trolls, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, geek, geeks, geeky, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geekiness, nerdiness, bully, bullies, bullying
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."
Pocket protector of the future.
'Everyone has a blog, only losers update it.'
'Wow! That was one of the most exciting math problems I've seen in awhile. I hated to see it end!'
The nerds go on their first road trip.