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"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
Tags:software, teen, teens, teenager, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life, generation gap, generation gaps, computer, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, youth culture, misunderstandings, misunderstood, moody, moodiness
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
"There! I've deleted you from my database!"
'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
Undercover Fashion Police
Tags:fashions, fashion police, the fashion police, trend, trends, following trends, unfashionable, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, out of touch, nerd, nerds, nerdy, trend setter, oblivious, obliviousness, blissfully unaware
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
Tags:weirdo, weirdos, chicken, chicken suit, costume, costumes, mascot, mascots, comic book, comic books, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, video game, video games, convention, gathering, gatherings, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, hipster, hipsters, depressed, depression, mental illness, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bartender, bartenders, cosplay, cosplays, cosplaying, cosplayer, cosplayers
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
Tags:tech support, fathers day, father's day, gift, gifts, present, presents, technical support, holiday, holidays, young generation, younger generations, computer, computer whiz, computer whizzes, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
"No more science parties for you!"
Tags:mum, mums, son, sons, party, parties, science party, science, scientist, scientists, science parties, explode, exploding, explosion, explosions, mess, messes, messy, ruin, ruins, ruined, house party, house parties, chemical, chemicals, nerd, nerds, nerdy, geek, geeks, geeky, danger, dangers, dangerous
'What do you mean, I have no social skills? I'm on myspace, linked in, facebook and twitter!'
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
Tags:chess, cheer, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheering, cheers, pro chess, chant, chanting, song, sing, singing, sport, sports, tabletop, tabletops, game, games, the big game, support, supporters, supporter, supports, supporting, supportive, middle, middle school, middle schoolers, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dweeb, dweebs, high school, school, extra curricular, extra-curricular, extra credit, kid, kids, child
The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.
When rednecks and techies network.