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"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."
'I hope you're not one of those sensitive males who's always getting in touch with your feelings on company time. That men's movement stuff really bugs me.'
'Can I claim the cost of my nervous breakdown as a business expense?'
"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'
'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'
'Miss Pemberton is off with nervous exhaustion, so this is your substitute teacher.'
"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"
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'The party finished early, our teacher had a nervous breakdown.'
"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."
'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'
This isn't funny anymore...
"So you fantasize about going back to the time when you were smarter than your phone?"
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'Honest Dad! All I said was school holidays!'
Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.
'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'
'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'
'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'
Nurse about surgeon juggling organs: 'I think Dr. Haywood could really use a sabbatical.'
School busing cutbacks
'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'
'Because of the strain of reporting the news day after day, the whole news department has had a nervous breakdown. Instead of the news tonight, we're presenting some Bugs Bunny shorts.'
Cheers, I'm cured.
'You seem Jumpy.'