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"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."
'Can I claim the cost of my nervous breakdown as a business expense?'
"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."
'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'
'Miss Pemberton is off with nervous exhaustion, so this is your substitute teacher.'
"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."
'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'
This isn't funny anymore...
"So you fantasize about going back to the time when you were smarter than your phone?"
'Honest Dad! All I said was school holidays!'
Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.
'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'
'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'
School busing cutbacks
'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'
'You seem Jumpy.'
Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.
I've decided to skip the depression and go straight to the nervous breakdown!
'I couldn't do my homework because my pocket calculator had a nervous breakdown.'
'Is...is Christmas over yet?'
Cash machine having a nervous breakdown