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"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
Stained Glass Airplane Window
"Abuelita Zoraida arrives at the airport in 30 minutes! Now remember, as a family elder, she is set in her ways! She demands great respect!"
"Stop scratching your head! I know you've got an itchy scalp, but the passengers don't!"
"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"
Duct taping airplane wing.
"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."