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'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'
"So where were you during the tourist season?"
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'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
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"No thanks, I just swallowed an oil spill."
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Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
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'Well, some sea monsters are shy, but not our Walter,'
"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."
Gullibility and Loch Ness Monster Sightings
Lox Ness Monster
The Elliot Ness monster.
'Yet another sighting of the Inverness cameraman was reported today! Let us know what you think. Is it real or fake?'
"I won't do full frontals. I have my career to think of!"
'I don't believe in The Coalition.'
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"
Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.
'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'
'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'
Experts concluded that the latest Loch Ness monster photograph,was merely a freak wave or floating debris.
'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'
"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"
"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"