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"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."
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nest egg, nest eggs, savings, pension pot, pensions pots, financial crisis, economic crisis, economic crash, credit crunch, stock market crash, negative equity, lost everything, lost savings, banking crisis, global economic crisis, 2009, stock market, stocks and shares, stocks, investment, investments, investing'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
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financial planners, investments, economy, nest egg, retirement, savings, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, investment, money, wealth, investing, wise, savvy, expert, experts, nest eggs, broker, brokers, milk, prices, buy, sell, investing, deal, deals"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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"Good. Now take the reward money and invest it. Something long-term, like,15 to 20 years."
"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."
'Funny, when my broker told me to build a nest egg I thought he meant mine, not his!'
"Do you remember the old days when you'd slog your heart out for 40 years and then be put out to grass with a watch and a paltry pension?"
"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."
"I can see you're a little disappointed at your pension forecast..."
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"I know that you've always enoyed your work."
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pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, pension fund, pension funds, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement, retirements, housing crisis, housing crises, downsizing, property market, property markets, housing market, housing markets, nest egg, nest eggs, financial security"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"
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