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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
"The latest statement says that our nest egg is now at zero. I'm pretty sure it won't go below that."
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'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
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"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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Why there are financial planners.
'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'
"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"
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"Save for retirement now while you're still young, hot lean and sexy..."The voice of reason makes an obscene phone call.
My nest egg turned into a goose egg.
"Good. Now take the reward money and invest it. Something long-term, like,15 to 20 years."
'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'
"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."
"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."
'I'll bet you the pension fund we aren't.'
'Funny, when my broker told me to build a nest egg I thought he meant mine, not his!'
"Do you remember the old days when you'd slog your heart out for 40 years and then be put out to grass with a watch and a paltry pension?"
"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."
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"It's true that many people do rely upon 'downsizing' to fund a pension..."
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"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"
"I'm afraid your pension investments haven't returned quite the gains that we'd have hoped..."
'Most advisers would agree that diversification is an essential element of a successful pension strategy."
"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."
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