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High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
"I love being on the mommy track."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, nesting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mommy track, job, jobs, profession, professions, career, career path, career paths
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
Tags:diy, do it yourself, construction, constructing, constructs, bird, birds, nest, nests, flatpack, flatpacks, flat pack, flat packs, assemble, assembles, assembled, left over, mistake, mistakes, instruction, instructions, instruct, instructed, nesting, personified, relatable, left over, twig, twigs, stick, sticks
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"
Tags:pterodactyl, pterodactyls, gargoyle, gargoyles, bad press, endangered, endangered species, endangered species, nest, nests, nesting, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, real estate, architecture, architect, architects, bird of prey, birds of prey, nest, nests, nesting program, nesting programs, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitating, rehabilitation
'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
Tags:nesting, nesting doll, nesting dolls, nesting doll joke, iterative, iterative joke, iteration, iterations, repeat, refrain, refrains, repeating, repeats, loop, looping, loop, motel, motels, highway, highways, gas, gas station, gas stations, diner, diners, roadside, road side, side, road-side, side of the road, drive, driving, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations
"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, mouse, mice, nest, nests, nesting, divorce, divorces, sleeping at work, sleeping at the office
Nest of cables
"We've decided to nest apart this year."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, apart, separate homes, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, nesting, vacation, vacations, separate vacations
I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.
'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'
'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'
Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse
'I wish you would have come to see me sooner.'
A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box
Advantages of being bald # 4 - No nesting birds.
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, writing, publishing, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, manuscript, manuscripts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nest, nests, nesting, material, materials, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insulting
Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.
'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'
"You'll be flying away soon, but wherever you go, we want you to always remember you're the Connecticut state bird."
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
Tags:bath, bathe, bathing, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxation, relaxes, rubber, rubber duck, bath duck, toy duck, literal, visual gag, nest, nests, nesting, egg, eggs, safe, safety, head, nested, laying eggs, lay eggs, laid eggs, weeknight, unwind, unwinding, strange image, odd, oddly, hygiene, personal hygiene, pamper, pampered, pampering, self care, self-care
'Oh no, it's a funny tern.'
Tags:tern, terns, funny turn, funny turns, faint, faints, fainting, fainted, pass out, passing out, passes out, bird, birds, waterfowl, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, arctic tern, arctic terns, sea tern, sea terns, comedian, comedians, stand-up, stand-ups, stand-up comedy, nest, nests, nesting, perform, performs, performance, performances
'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'
"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."