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'I've had it with twigs and leaves and string. I'm picking up a completely assembled model from the Nest-O-Matic company.'
Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.
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"So! When's the big day?"
'You are welcome to stay for dinner but it looks like it's leftovers again.'
The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
"I don't have the heart to tell her."
"...Get it off me!"
'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'
'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'
'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'
'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'
'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'
'Oh, I'll fly out and get food and supplies...as always! See kids...THIS is why YOU DON'T get your wings clipped. You'll end up a dead-beat like your father!'
'I said I wanted Mealworm! Not cricket!'
'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'
"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."
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"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."
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"This HAD to happen."
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"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."
'She looks just like you when you were that age.'
"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"
Businessmen as baby birds
"I don't know where the Cap'n got his new parrot from, but it doesn't look very old."
'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'