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The pessimist and the paranoid
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
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From the tournament of neuroses parade
The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
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'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'
"You're overthinking this."
"'Stop and smell the neuroses'. What the hell does that mean?"
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Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'
The Evolution Of Manhood
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"No, cruel nature, WHY?"
"Blaming your neurosis on 'the system' really doesn't make any sense, but doesn't it make you nostalgic for the good ol' days."
"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."
Neurotics in the tropics
'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'
How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?
'No, I dont think you're mad, Mr Jennings, you're just suffering from the stresses of everyday life.'
'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'
'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'
Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.
'I'm afraid you're suffering from over-exposure to medical information on the internet. I'm prescribing that you stay offline for a month.'
'Every time I hear the word redundant I get this feeling of Deja Vu.'
'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'
No, cruel nature, WHY?