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'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'
'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
Tags:doctors, doctor, nurse, nurses, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, patient, patients, train of thought, train, trains, thought, thoughts, practical joke, joke, jokes, joking, trick, tricks, tricking, prank, pranks, close to home, neurosurgery, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, brain surgeons, brain surgery
The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.
'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'
'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'
'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'
'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
The Map of the human brain
'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'
"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."
Tags:neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, neurosurgery, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, brain surgery, singer, singers, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, songwriter, songwriters, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters
'Step in here, Henderson - we want to pick your brain.'
Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted
Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute
The portion of your brain dedicated to passwords.
'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'
"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."
'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'
'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'
Tags:surgery, surgeons, surgeon, brain, brains, sports statistics, stats, statistics, sports stats, sporting statistics, sporting information, brain surgery, neurosurgeon, neurosurgery, head surgery, problem, problems, addict, addicted, head full of statistics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'See - the problem is with the left side of the right brain and the right side of the left brain.'
A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)
Tags:brain, neuroscientist, neuroscientists, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, neurosurgery, neuroscience, neurology, cognition, conscious, consciousness, psychology, mind, theory, life, philosophy, human, cortex, cerebral, thinking, thought, processes, think, being, mental, identity, science, study
"In light of the EU ruling that car insurance can't be decided on grounds of gender, I think you're on dodgy ground turning me down for the brain surgeon job on grounds of skill."
Tags:eu ruling, eu rulings, human rights, eu law, eu laws, euroskeptic, euroskeptics, eurosceptic, eurosceptics, car insurance, gender, genders, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, brain surgery, neurosurgery, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, skill, skills, hr, human resources, personnel, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices