Neurotics Cartoons and Comics

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"They meet here twice a week - they call themselves 'Neurotics anonymous'!"

The Mixed Vegetable Personality Inventory

"If you use up all your worry today what will you have tomorrow?"

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

Agoraphobic cows.

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'Neurotic, Neurotic.'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'Sure, I can learn to accept things as they are. How are they?'

We'll need you to fill out a few pages of background information first, sir.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"You're quite uptight aren't you?"

"I'm going to be as blunt as I can, Mrs. Jones. Being misinformed and neurotic can greatly increase your perceived health risks."

Neurotics are self-taut.

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

'Rich and neurotic...I'll schedule you for twice a week.'

'An Inferiority Complex Carbohydrate.' A loaf of Blunder Bread thinking, 'Sigh ... other breads have more fiber and fewer carbs than I do ... '

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

'...And when I was nine years old, my parents got me a RICKY Mouse watch!'

'...And when I was nine years old, my parents got me a RICKY Mouse watch!'

'...And when I was nine years old, my parents got me a RICKY Mouse watch!'

'Look, you can't have it both ways -- either everybody's out to get you, or nobody cares what happens to you!'

Multiple Personality Clinic: Take Some Numbers.