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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
A dog getting neutered.
"It's not you, babe—I've been neutered."
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"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We had him neutered,"
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"What part of 'neutered' don't you understand?"
"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.
'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"
'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'
'Do you know the three most important words in the world?'
"We're looking for a tough, aggressive guard dog. Have you been neutered? No, wait ??" I'm not allowed to ask that."
'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'
'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'
'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'
"Can we keep it, daddy?"
'When I asked you to remove his balls I didn't mean his eye balls!'
"Isn't he a doll? And the best part is he hasn't been neutered!"
Dog to dog: 'I didn't even know I was broken, but my nice owner is taking me tomorrow to get fixed.'
"I don't like tattoos on men, unless it's an 'N' inside his ear...means he's neutered."
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"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."
'Did you get fixed, too?'