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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
A dog getting neutered.
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We had him neutered,"
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'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'
'Do you know the three most important words in the world?'
'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
'When I asked you to remove his balls I didn't mean his eye balls!'
"Isn't he a doll? And the best part is he hasn't been neutered!"
'Did you get fixed, too?'
"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."
"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."
'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'
"Sorry, we're looking for someone with more drive. Had you come to us before you were neutered..."
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"Before we commit to any course of action I think we should remember that we'd be protecting the very people who made the decision to remove our testicles."
'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'
"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
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'How ironic. Since you had me neutered, you're my best friend.'
'And why do you want to change your name to 'Stupid'?'
"Sure, I can give you a group discount for neutering both of them."
'Luke's lost it. He's not aggressive. He won't hustle. His whole attitude has mellowed. ... He never should have got himself spayed.'
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