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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
A dog getting neutered.
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'
"Isn't he a doll? And the best part is he hasn't been neutered!"
"I don't like tattoos on men, unless it's an 'N' inside his ear...means he's neutered."
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'Did you get fixed, too?'
'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'
"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
Tags:canine, canines, sexual attraction, sexual attractions, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, fixed, neuter, neutered, castrated, neutering, spayed, spaying, castrations, neuters, divorce, divorces
So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse...
'How ironic. Since you had me neutered, you're my best friend.'
'And why do you want to change your name to 'Stupid'?'
"No, I can't fix your child too."
Tags:hyperactive, hyperactivity, hyperactives, hyper-activeness, barking, bark, barks, dog, dogs, canine, canines, fix, fixed, fixing, neutering, neuter, neuters, neutered, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, family-life, family life, naughtiness, tantrum, tantrums, terrible twos
"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, neuter, neuters, neutered, neutering, spay, spays, spaying, fix, fixed, fixing, castrate, castrates, castrations, trust, trusts, trusting, breaking a trust, break a trust, breaks a trust, breaking trust, best friend, best friends, canine, canines, loyal, loyalty, condition, conditions, conditional
"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
Tags:neuter, neuters, neutering, spayed, spaying, spay, spays, domestic, domesticated, cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, pudding, puddings, baking, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, house husband, house husbands, gender role, gender roles, house-husband, house-husbands, testosterone, male stereotype, male stereotypes, battle of the sexes
"Let's face it, Shirley...All the good ones are either gay or neutered."
'Hey fellas! I'm going to get fixed - I didn't even know I was broken!'
'So, you've been under the knife as well?'
'Hello is this the right intercom for the vets? I've brought my dog for his castration.'
Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.
'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'