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"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, area 52, nevada, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir, souvenirs, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, lost, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, exploring, exploration, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'
Death Valley National Park - The clue is in the name!
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death valley, desert, deserts, california, nevada, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks
"I shot a man in Reno just to see if it was ok."
'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'
Tags:aliens, alien, area 51, military, militry base, myth, myths, ufo, ufos, alien landing, legend, secret, government, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, nevada, air base, classified, off limits, directions, lost, getting directions, helpful, helping out, helping hand, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, et
"Well, you've brought me down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and sky. Now will you take me back to Vegas?"
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, beach, beaches, sky, skies, sand, sandy, sand dune, sand dunes, lonely, alone, empty, calm, quiet, view, views, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, unimpressed, can't appreciate, indifferent, disinterested, bored, boredom, vegas, las vegas, nevada, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, married life, marriage, marriages, travel, traveling, travelling, trip, trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists
"I thought Burning Man would be more interesting."
Tags:festival, festivals, party, parties, concert, concerts, nevada, burn, burnt, fire, culture, cultural, cultural experience, cultural experiences, radical, hipster, hipsters, event, events, business, businessmen, businesses, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, uninteresting, expectations vs reality, desert, let down, artists, art, artist, disappointing, disappointed, underwhelming
"I don't care about water - just get me the hell away from Burning Man."
Tags:black rock city, burning man, nevada, festival, festivals, desert crawler, desert crawlers, desert-crawler, desert-crawlers, alternative lifestyle, rescue, rescues, alternative lifestyles, water, dehydration, dehydrated, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, escape, escapes, desert, deserts, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
The Wicked Witch of the Southwest
Tags:wicked witch, wicked witches, witch, witches, witchcraft, witchery, villain, villains, villainy, southwest, south west, desert, deserts, stereotype, stereotypes, halloween, halloweens, colorado, utah, nevada, broomstick, broomsticks, coven, covens, american southwest, southwestern state, southwestern states
Rejected Major League Expansions
Tags:reject, rejects, rejecting, rejected, major league, baseball league, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, portland, portland vegans, vegan, vegans, new entry, new entries, nevada, roswell disappearances, ufo, ufos, ufo landing, expansion, expansions, expanding, expanded, expands
'C'mon square root of 49!'
Nevada poll worker: "I saw rampant voter fraud."
Tags:nevada, poll, polls, poll worker, poll workers, polling station, polling stations, election 2020, presidential election 2020, box, boxes, voting box, voting boxes, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, rampant, unchecked, unwanted, tamper, tampers, tampering, tampered, nevada state, donald trump, corrupt, corrupted, corrupting, corruption, news alert, news alerts
Nevada sign kicks Trump.
Tags:trump, donald trump, nevada, sign, signs, cowgirl, cowgirls, kick, kicks, kicking, light, lights, lit up, cowboy boot, cowboy boots, give the boot, given the boot, kicked in the private parts, painful, in pain, election 2020, 2020 election, voted against, vote against trump, joe biden, court, courts, supreme court, supreme courts, confirm, confirms, fraud, allegation, allegations, convinced, convince, pain, painful, outvote, outvoted
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
'Oh no, it's his answer machine again!'
The Electoral States of America.
'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'
"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."
Lost penguins reading map in desert.
Church of the high roller.
'I hadn't realized we passed into Nevada.'
The Beaver family on Holidays
'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'