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"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."
Tags:chant, chanting, ancient chant, ancient chants, mantra, mantras, positive thinking, mantra meditation, meditation, meditating, inner peace, new age, new agey, development deal, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, cultural appropriation, miss the point, missing the point, missed the point, business, deal, deals, deal
For Witches of a Certain Age
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
Tags:new age, new age cure, new age cures, heal, healer, healers, snake oil, sucker, suckers, middle class, upper class, eastern medicine, eastern philosophy, mystic, mystics, mysticism, soho, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, cultural appropriation, balance, imbalance, imbalances, cure, cures
"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."
Tags:discovery, discoveries, self-discovery, voyage, voyages, voyage of self-discovery, voyages of self-discovery, continent, continents, new continent, magellan, columbus, christopher columbus, new age, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, self-absorbed, self-absorption, selfish, self aware, narcissism, narcissistic
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Tags:feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship
"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."
Tags:spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, swag, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, shopping spree, shopping sprees, shop, shops, shopping, new age, shopper, shoppers, materialist, materialists, materialism, guru, gurus, spiritual, superficial, superficiality, surface-level, happiness, happy, finding happiness, retail therapy, wisdom, spirituality
"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
Tags:yoga, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, new age, hippy dippy, incessant, lifestyle, lifestyles, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health nut, health nuts, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yogi, guru, gurus, exercise, exercises, exercising, stretch, stretches, stretching
"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
Tags:police, policing, police office, police officers, cop, cops, police cruiser, police cruisers, police car, police cars, new age, hippie, hippies, liberal, liberals, namaste, celebrate diversity, diversity, question authority, philosophy, eat more kale, coexists, religion, religious, religions, authority, peace, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, new image, image, images, reputation, reputations, new face, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, modern life, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, new age, entertainment, cavity, cavities, numbing, music, musician, musicians, instrumental, medical, medicine, putting to sleep, drug
"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."
Tags:parenthood, parents, parenting, parent, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathered, mothered, new age, hippies, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, superior, superiors, ignorant, head in clouds, babies, baby, raising, raises, child-rearing, family, families, hipster, hipsters
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Tags:tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques
"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, getting married, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, machine, machines, technology, music, wedding music, new age, traditional, modern weddings, modern marriage, convenient, 24-hour, 24 hour, quick, instant, immediate, wedding planning, vegas wedding, wedding chapel, wedding chapels, modern, modern life
This Year's Spa
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."
Tags:new age, school, schools, preschool, preschools, elementary school, elementary schools, education, educator, educators, safe environment, safe environments, safe space, safe spaces, preparation, prepare, preparing, prepares, life preparation, life preparations, teacher, teachers, teaching, grade, grades, grading
"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."
Tags:time-out, punish, punishes, new age, politically correct, political correctness, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, primary school, elementary school, mindful, mindfulness, zen, buddhist, buddhism, spare the rod, spoil the child, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, discpline, disciplines, disciplining, safe space, safe spaces
"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."
Tags:pecan, pecans, pecan tree, pecan trees, colonic, colonics, colonic irrigation, high colonic, high colonics, colon cleansing, colon cleansing, colon cleaned, profit, profits, farmer, farmers, farm, farms, new age, new age medicine, new age medicines, toxic, toxicity, orchard, orchards, irrigate, irrigates, irrigating, irrigation, profit motive, profit motives, profit motivation
"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
Tags:health, health junkie, health nut, healthy eating, fitness, fitness junkie, bodybuilder, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, in shape, protein shake, wheat germ, yogurt, yoghurt, errand, errands, grocery shopping, groceries, food shopping, modern life, modern living, new age, health nut, health nuts, healthy living
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."
'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'
Customs at the L.A. Airport
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New-age traveller and old-age traveller